Annoying Orange Lady Pasta

[Annoying Orange]
Orange, orangey, orange, orange.
Orange, orange, orange.
Orangey, orangey, orangey, orange.
Orangey, orangey, orange.
Whoa! Don’t you look fancy!

[Lady Pasta]
I am Lady Pasta!

[Annoying Orange]
Ohh, I’ve heard of you!

[Lady Pasta]
Tell me something I don’t know!

[Annoying Orange]
So why you dressed like that?

[Lady Pasta]
Like what?

[Annoying Orange]
Like a crazy person. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Lady Pasta]
I am an artist, why should I be labeled just spaghetti when I encompass so many other things.

[Annoying Orange]
I made some macaroni art in camp, once! Do you wanna see it?

[Lady Pasta]
Not really!

[Annoying Orange]
See! Its a picture of me! That means I’m an artist too! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Lady Pasta]
I don’t think so! I take my art and music to the extreme! It eludes raw passion and thought. When I sing it means something!

[Annoying Orange]
What?

[Lady Pasta]
Fine! I’ll just show you what I mean!

[Lady Pasta]
(clears throat)

[Lady Pasta]
Pa Pa Pasta
Roma To-May-Tah
Garlic! Ooo-La-La!
I’m so delicious

Forget Spaghetti
I want Linguine
Give me Fusilli, Penne, or Ziti
Ravioli
Gnocchi or Tortellini

Fettuccine Alfredo
Angel Hair Al Pesto
And top it off with some Chicken Parm

Just boil me and stir me once in a while
As you heat up some sauce in a pan
(yummy)
Or don’t add sauce
Add butter instead
You can eat me completely bland
Yum-um-um-yummeee!
You can eat me strand by strand
Taaaaasty! Taaasty!
I won’t tell if your sauce is canned

Pa-Pa-Pasta
Roma To-May-Tah
Garlic! Ooo-La-La!
I’m so delicious

[Annoying Orange]
Ah, you studder a lot!

[Lady Pasta]
No! That’s just the way I sing!

[Annoying Orange]
Is that because you have Pa-Pa-Pa-Pasta Face! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Lady Pasta]
You’re not funny!

[Annoying Orange]
Come on, I’m just being Fa-Silly! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Lady Pasta]
Arrh!

[Annoying Orange]
Hey! Hey Lady Pasta, I wrote a song too, you wanna hear it?

[Lady Pasta]
No!

[Annoying Orange]
Orange, Orange Orange Orange Orange!

[Lady Pasta]
Seriously! STOP!

[Annoying Orange]
Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange,

[Lady Pasta]
Please! STOP!

[Annoying Orange]
Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange!

[Lady Pasta]
Seriously! Dude! STOP!

[Annoying Orange]
Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange!

[Lady Pasta]
Somebody please put me out of my misery!

[Annoying Orange]
Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange!

[Human Hand Grabs Lady Pasta To Boil]

[Lady Pasta]
No, it was a figure of speech!!!!

[Lady Pasta To Boil]

[Annoying Orange]
Whoa!! Hey, Lady Pasta you got Ba Ba Ba Ba Burnt Face!